Roast My Desk

Roast My Desk is a generative image tool. A novelty web app that accepts a photo of your desk, has an AI write a public roast with a score out of 100, and ranks submissions on leaderboards for worst desk, coolest desk and most stylish.

Roast My Desk is a single purpose web app from Drutek Inc that turns a photo of your workspace into a written critique. You upload a picture of your desk, the AI looks it over, and it returns a roast of your setup rather than advice. The framing is comedy first: the site invites users to let the AI judge their workspace, and every result gets a title and a score out of 100. Desks that score well show up under headings like The Neon Command Center or The Zen Den 2.0, while the low end of the scale collects labels such as The Trashcan's Envy and The Toxic Wasteland Workstation. In practice the flow is short. Accepted uploads are JPG, JPEG, PNG and GIF, and the site states that screens are blurred automatically before the image goes public, which matters because every roast is posted to a public gallery. Submissions appear in Recent Roasts and are ranked on a leaderboard split into categories: Worst Desk, Coolest Desk and Most Stylish. Individual roast pages carry a shareable title and the score, so the output is closer to a social post than a private report. A per day upload cap is enforced, and visitors who hit it see a message telling them to return the next day. The audience is broad and casual: remote workers comparing setups, students, streamers, and anyone who enjoys posting a battlestation and reading the jokes. It sits alongside desk setup communities and rate my setup threads, but the twist is that the feedback is generated rather than crowdsourced, and it is deliberately harsh. Because roasts are public, the tool is not a fit for anyone who wants private feedback on a workspace, and the site itself asks users to avoid uploading sensitive information. Among AI tools, this is entertainment rather than productivity. There is no critique mode, no design recommendations and no export of layout advice, just a novelty image review with a leaderboard attached. The appeal depends on how much you enjoy the format, and the daily limit keeps free use bounded.